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Title: Providence
Part:3/?
Pariring: Ban x Kazuki

Rather boring...more plot development than any action really...but oh well. It's here.

Oh the wonders of the efiction script. It makes it so much easier to archive fics... I have a headache...augh...too cold. And I think I've broken my camera...

I must admit to having developed a bit of a fascination with hermaphrodites, ever since I read the Wraeththu books by Storm Constantine. She just wrote about the subject so damn well that I was reading through the four books of that series when I should have been studying for my final exams. Lol.

I found some pretty bad fics going through that Mpreg archive I was looking through yesterday, but there was this Harry Potter one that was actually quite interesting and readable. Sure you have to ignore the big gaping holes in the plot a bit...but it's interesting. The fic is 'As Sharp as Sunlight' by Amanuensis. Basically the Dark Lord has won, and he takes Harry and Sirius and turns them into these hermaphrodites so they can be used as breeding cows to enhances his dark army or something. I know that sounds like a pretty flaky plot, but as I mentioned before, if you're willing to ignore some stuff about the fic, then it's actually a pretty good read. Pairings are Snape x Sirius, Lucious x Harry.

Now...I know that Prince of Tennis is a relatively new fandom when compared to others...but I'd have thought that there'd be an Mpreg fic for the series out there by now. I mean come on! PoT has INUI. Inui is like...god's gift to anyone that wants to make an idiotic plot semi-plausible. Inui is the Watari of Prince of Tennis. The mad scientist of the series and goddamit, almost anything can be blamed on Inui and his experiments!

When I think about it, his juice is such a good plot device...

If a crazy fic author wanted it to, it could make Tezuka pregnant. It could turn Mizuki into a manly hunk of man meat rippling all over with muscles. *snicker* yeah right... We all know that Mizuki is a flaming woman. And if a crazy fic author wanted to make it official and give him the right equipment? All she'd have to do is have him spy around in Inui's lab, looking for 'Seigaku's Super Secret To Success Serum'. He's attracted by the bright purple liquid in one test tube, drinks it all down. Turns out it's a sex formula concoction. Miss Mizuki flounces around Tokyo, finally able to freely indulge in his love for poufy clothes and blinding colors (not that being a teenage boy ever stopped him before), and he catches Fuji and Yuuta's eyes, setting off a brotherly competition between the two for Miss Mizuki's affections.

*adores Mizuki and his sparkly gheiness*

You've got to love Inui too. I have entirely too much time in my hands, and I started thinking about him when I was wondering why there were no PoT Mpreg fics out there. Though I don't think I really want to see one...

I've stumbled upon the motherload of male pregnancy fics, my friends. Why must Legolas always be the pregnant one? Why not Aragorn? Or Gimli. (Why should Legolas' trim figure be ruined by the god awful thing that is pregnancy? Gimli already looks and waddles around like he's pregnant. And a pregnant male dwarf would be funnier than a pregnant elf IMO. I don't usually go for these sort of fics... but I'm bored.

In a moment I'll be poking through the Harry Potter section. Pregnant Hagrid anyone? Is Dumbledore too old to be carrying, I wonder?

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Kirito, Jun and a Cliff - Ahh...the dangers of being in Pierrot. You have to be careful: Kirito might try to kill you at any moment. This is why you shouldn't follow the guy when he tries to lead you to a cliff. He will try to push you off. Jun stupidly following their esteemed leader, Jun making unhappy little sounds as he faces death at the hands of their singer, Takeo talking and then Kirito bouncing around gheily as he tries to prove that no, he didn't just claim to be gay at that interview for the heck of it, but really is. I have to find that clip where Kirito's got that knife... I burned it into a CD already, I think...

I've come to the conclusion that airplanes hate my family. We always get delayed. This time it was for one and a half hours in Minneapolis. The plain ride was absolute hell, not because I get nauseous at the slightest movement, but because for some reason, my mom got me a seat right next to my brother and we spent a good thirty minutes jabbing at each others ribs trying to get control of the armrest. Immature? Yes, I know. But this is what happens when you have a brother that's so damn close to your age.

Disneyland was all right. I'm sure it would have been better if I'd had the stomach to try some of the better rides... but since I'm ridiculously squeamish, I couldn't bring myself to go on anything more hard core than the Splash mountain ride and the teacups. -_-. Thankfully my cousin is just like me, and we went on the wimpy Alice in Wonderland thing where you ride on caterpillars instead of the big roller coaster on that mountain. I got a picture of me on Splash mountain and I would put it up here if I didn't look so amazingly weird in it...my face is all distorted from horror. Lol. The Pirates of the Caribbean ride sucked. Not one glimpse of Johnny Depp or Orlando. The Indiana Jones ride was my favorite. I've gone deaf in one ear from my Ate's screaming.

Las Vegas is absolutely, absolutely beautiful. I loved the place! I wish I lived there instead of here. It was so fun in the casinos! Of course, I couldn't do any gambling, but you could just walk around and look at the shows in the Casinos, at all of the incredibly overpriced shops. My favorite one had to be Ceasar's Palace, it was so beautiful there! All those great fountains, and they had this gigantic fish tank and this show with talking robots about Atlantis or something.

I'll try to find pics where I look halfway decent and post them in a later protected entry I guess. I had so much fun! It was so great to see my cousins again. I always wish I had sisters whenever I visit them.

On a completely unrelated note here... as soon as the DVD of RotK comes out, I will rush out and buy it, just so that I can count all of the times Aragorn laid his rugged, manly hands on ♥Legolas'♥ delicate little shoulder.

Oh ♥Legolas!♥ He looked so damn cool on that elephant bit... I'd bet he'd look even better on Aragorn...

After a horrible, horrible airplane ride, I'm safe and back on the ground! Our plane got stuck in Tennessee (sp?) for two hours because of a busted fuel gauge -_-.

Anyway, Merry Christmas everyone. I won't be posting much for the next few days...

This probably isn't real, but hell, It got a laugh out of me... If it is...then god I love this Kisaki guy...

"I want to congratulate the USA and their President Arnold Schwarzenegger for capturing Saddam. He won't be back!! Hah hah.. it's American joke... Do you get my joking?" -
Kisaki (Undercode Music Boss / Yakuza puppet)

ROFL...

All right...due to my extremely shallow nature, I found that extremely funny... Yes...*snicker* ^-^ You have to wonder how long it took for this guy to think that gem up.

"I have followed this war and, in fact, the whole political situation in the Middle East from the beginning and I am glad to see that this terrible dictator has finally been apprehended. Finally... freedom to the people of Pakistan!! Presidant Clinton... withdraw the troops!!" - Die (Dir en grey)

Pakistan? Wasn't it Iraq? I see all those features on CNN that says 'War on Iraq', so I think that should be it...

"Can somebody PLEASE tell me who this Hussein guy is??" - Sakito (ex.Due le quartz)

"Don't you read the papers. He's the guy they captured. Like.. duh!" - Sanaka (vocals / Fatima)

"The world is free! It`s the end of terrorism! Now we can all relax! No more wars ever! I`m so happy I could shit!" - Ruiza (guitar / D)

[ credit to Cameron, and the message board at http://groups.msn.com/GlamJapan/

I changed the layout for my fanfiction site today. lelola scanned a Get Backers calendar, there was a beautiful Juubei x Kazuki pic there where Kazuki's all snuggled up in Juubei's arms, wearing this pinkish robe thing. They look as if the two of them have just rolled out of bed... I love this pic! So of course I had to use it...

I'm trying to fill up the links section, so if anyone here has got a site that I can link to, Jrock or anime fanfics related or whatever, just give me the url and a brief site description.

I've finished with my one final exam!!! I did pretty well, I think. NOW I AM FREE! So happy...^-^

On the twenty third my family will be leaving for Las Vegas, so I won't be updating my LJ as frequently for about ten days or so. We're going to be going to Disneyland! Lol. Very exciting, since it's going to be my first time. *bounce* Yes, I am still a child at heart!

This fic can pretty much be read on it's own, even if you haven't read the Wraeththu series by Storm Constantine. All that I really borrowed is the setting in the books, and the concept of the Wraeththu. All the characters are original and everything you'll need to know is in the notes.

Notes:

The Wraeththu have overrun the world, taking the place of humans, and the Gimrah are the only tribe in Jaddayoth that will have any contact with the remaining humans. They allow them to stay in their land, and the interaction is pretty open. Once a boy reaches puberty and has fathered a male child, he can then be incepted into Wraeththu.

The Ferike tribe is famous for their artistic abilities. It isn’t uncommon for rich members of other tribes to purchase a Ferike youth to breed with their own sons, thereby improving their family’s bloodline.

Aghama – The first of the Wraeththu, worshipped as a god
Aruna – Wraeththu sexual intercourse. The ouana is the equivalent of the seme, the soume is the uke.
Chesnari - Partner, this is as close as two Wraeththu can get.
Har – Wraeththu individual. Plural is ‘hara’
Harling – A Wraeththu youth that has not yet reached sexual maturity
Hostling: A har that carries a pearl to term.
Pearl – Harlings are birthed in this form. Seven days after, the fully formed harling emerges from the pearl.
Wraeththu – A beautiful race of hermaphrodites that have evolved from mankind.

For more information on Wraeththu, go to this site

I think that that's all anyone needs to know.
Author: Ilya
Fandom: Wraeththu
Part: 1/?
Summary: Ruhari is a human boy growing up within the Gimrah tribe, where humans can freely interact with the Wraeththu. The prominent Canmyr family of Lemarath has taken him in as one of their own, and he grows up alongside the the son of the family heir, Lharon.

Will their friendship survive as Lharon becomes more and more immersed in the ways of the Wraeththu, while Ruhari stubbornly holds on to his human roots?

( Ties That Bind - Part OneCollapse )

"One True Pairing" Ship: Tezuka x Fuji and all variations thereof.
"Canon" Ship: Momoshiro x Ryoma, Syuusuke x Yuuta (Oh come on. It's canon! Anyone can tell! I'm just waiting for them to actually kiss on the series. Maybe towards the end, like Suboshi and Amiboshi of FY.)
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Hmm...Anything that involves Horio, because I don't like him. Any Momoshiro x Horio I'd probably steer clear of.
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Nanjirou x Momoshiro. It's sick...but if anyone ever tried it, then yeah, I'd definitely read it. I swear, Nanjirou was looking at Momo with lust in his eyes that time they were showing off their abs to each other!
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Kamio x Momo, Fuji x Mizuki
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Kamio x Momoshiro! Yay! Watch them go for each other's throats and end up ripping each other's clothes off and having wild, wild, animal sex instead!
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Fuji x Taka. I like Fuji with Tezuka or Mizuki or his brother, so it's taking me a while to warm up to this pairing.
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Well...in my opinion, all PoT pairings pretty much make sense... But... Shinji x Ryoma? I don't know. I like the idea, but I have a hard time picturing this working out. Who'd approach who? Will they just be sitting next to each other one day, come to the conclusion that they were made for each other and agree to go steady? Oh god...now I want to write a Shinji x Ryoma...*snicker* Shinji doesn't strike me as the best kisser in the world... How will it work?
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: I like all pairings, as long as they're not too out there.
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Tezuka x Fuji Rulez and kicks Azz big time! Lol.

Small and compact, standing at only 5 feet 2 inches tall, The Bishounen in the Box is the perfect present. No assembly required, this mini bishounen comes with fully functioning parts. Do as you please with the Bishounen in the Box. Then when you tire of him, simply place him back in his box, close the lid and store under the bed or in a closet! It's that simple! The additional black leather bondage outfit and long black wig, shown in adjacent picture comes separately. Additional leather pants, see through tops and optional whips and chains also available.

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Of course, I'd also be happy with anything that involves Mizuki, Tezuka, Fuji, Juubei x Kazuki or Kagrra... ^-^. *snicker*

Yes. Wish me luck on my Anatomy finals! I only need to get 55 points out of 100 on my finals to get an A!